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Jared. 21. I'm not someone who exceeds expectations, follows a certain path, or lives with the belief that I will be remembered. I do, however, live with a smile and a plan to enjoy what I can, while I can.
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
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So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
OOP
but they don’t hear you tho
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.
wow
after constant updates of just how far down the rabbit hole this goes
i don’t think we can say “it couldn’t get any worse” anymore
because whenever we do
without fail
it does
this is the biggest fuck you to gamers since … actually i can’t think of anything comparable
Why don’t they just make it so that the xbox one pisses actual human pee out at you while you play video games. Just to complete the circle.
Not happy about a lot of the new X Box One ideas, but I kinda agree with this idea. But I am mainly reblogging this for the comments.
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I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well
(has this been done before) (what have i done)
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