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Jared. 22. I'm not someone who exceeds expectations, follows a certain path, or lives with the belief that I will be remembered. I do, however, live with a smile and a plan to enjoy what I can, while I can.

menthuthuyoupi:

catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

LMAO WOW

demon:

i possessed you

me:

get the fuck out

demon:

damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me:

shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

esethucenga:

Swag.

esethucenga:

Swag.

(via ashrenee)

tastefullyoffensive:

Never miss an opportunity. [narcolepsyinc]

(via itssken)

almeida-o-bigodes:

Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.

(Source: gloriousbvb, via ynwafortney)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

(via alwaysblamethejungler)

gottacatchemall:

[MEGA]
tastefullyoffensive:

[robotpolarbear]

music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

(Source: iraffiruse, via no-salt)

ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

(via no-salt)

jedavu:

Table Topography: Wood Furniture Embedded with Glass Rivers and Lakes by Greg Klassen

(via xderekxguidry)

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