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Jared. 22. I'm not someone who exceeds expectations, follows a certain path, or lives with the belief that I will be remembered. I do, however, live with a smile and a plan to enjoy what I can, while I can.

demon:

i possessed you

me:

get the fuck out

demon:

damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me:

shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

esethucenga:

Swag.

esethucenga:

Swag.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Never miss an opportunity. [narcolepsyinc]

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almeida-o-bigodes:

Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

(via alwaysblamethejungler)

gottacatchemall:

[MEGA]
tastefullyoffensive:

[robotpolarbear]

music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

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ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

(via no-salt)

jedavu:

Table Topography: Wood Furniture Embedded with Glass Rivers and Lakes by Greg Klassen

(via xderekxguidry)

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Patrick Wilson 4 the love of gawd don’t ever turn around

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scalith:

I remember learning about this historical event

scalith:

I remember learning about this historical event

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foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

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superlockedphan:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

(via late-nightbreakfast)